Tim has patrol. Kon has other plans for their time.

( “You do realize Oracle has cameras all over the city, right?” he says between pants. )

Bart remembers Batgirl. And gets to know the new one.

( Bart remembered meeting the first Batgirl during Zero Hour. He hadn’t been able to forget her. )

Kon can be random. Tim doesn’t mind - much.

( Occasionally Kon could be really random. As in even-more-random-than-Impulse random. )

Kon shows Tim Hawaii.

( Hawaii was beautiful. )

Kon wants some action. Tim wants to talk…first.

( Kon blurted out, “I haven’t gotten laid in forever, and you’re really starting to turn me on.” )

A canonical explanatory rewrite of the recent badness in the DCU, going back to before the end of Young Justice. Some things just aren’t right, and something this bad just can’t be real.

( “Kon?” Tim said, and it was only because he was so tired that the pure relief and actual tearful joy didn’t infuse his voice enough to be heard over the comm lines. )

The entirety of Young Justice got their powers switched. Powers, and sex drives. Tim is getting some very interesting feelings concerning…himself?

( Tim really didn’t think it was fair for the Mighty Endowed to have developed real superpowers on top of everything else she had…developed. )

Tim doesn’t like to think of the things he says in moments of weakness. Kon does.

( People did say things mid-coitus that weren’t meant to be taken as declarations of…of ownership. )

Why does the weird stuff - Bart included - always happen to Jamie?

( Why did stuff like the washing machine exploding, sending suds all over the basement level, or a fuse blowing, causing all the lights in the mansion to go out, or people popping through portals, happen when Jamie was the only around to do anything about it? )

Why is Kon chasing after Tim, while dressed in drag?

( No one would ever say that Gotham City hadn’t seen anything crazy. )